Sunday, July 3, 2011

Maximum City indeed!

While I spend my Sunday afternoon reading Suketu Metha's Mumbai, as described in his book Maximum City, I'm inspired to write about my one-year-old Mumbai. It's surprising that my own city Ahmedabad has not been able to leave such an indelible mark, as this maximum city has.
My tryst with Mumbai began when I started working here from June last year. I was intimidated by the 35 sq. km area that it covered. I stayed at a relative's place the first two months quite close to office so I didn't really understand the difficulties that other non-locals and commuters kept complaining about. It was only when I started living out on my own in a rented apartment, did Bombay start sinking in. Money drives everything here. For example, the amount of adulteration in food is inversely proportional to the amount of money you're ready to shell out.
This city has given me some of the best and worst experiences of my life:
Friday night hangouts with friends, The Vagina Monologues at Prithvi theatre, the awesome foray into South Bombay, hanging out with KK at Bandra, the April One Party, the Water Kingdom trip, my first cricket match at the stadium, a million trips to R-City mall for movies, the Mumbai rains, my first trek, travelling via empty locals: all these constitute the unforgettable moments here.
Haggling for everything, the house shifting disaster, the harridan- our ex-landlord, loneliness in one of the world's most populous cities, the arrogant rickshaw wallahs, travelling though crowded locals and buses and the monthly nightmares encountered while paying bills are things I wish I could avoid.
However, each day throws a new lesson which I have now learnt to pick up and move on. There have been times I have cried my heart out and times I've laughed till my stomach hurt. There is no need to meditate in a cave in the Himalayas or anywhere else to understand yourself. Stay in Mumbai independently for atleast a year and it will teach you the art of living.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

An Ode to the magical Bob Dylan

As I was perusing Twitter, I caught this wonderful piece on Time:
The best and worst list of Bob Dylan's compositions; although I wonder how "Tambourine Man" didn't make it.


Best and worst Dylan compositions.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Vince McMahon vs Stone Cold

Austin to McMahon:  You can cover up your eyes, your mouth, you ears, but you can't cover up your ass!



Wrestling

I have been watching professional wrestling with my family ever since I learnt to eat by myself. I wish I had the "I don't care a rat's ass" attitude of Stone Cold Steve Austin, the "enigma" surrounding the Undertaker, the "I love myself" attitude of The Rock and lastly, the "money" that Vince McMahon has. No matter how long a time it has been, the words "Yes, this is entertainment, but the hazards are real. Please don't try this at home" still keep ringing in my ears. And that's the bottomline, 'cuz Stone Cold said so.
P.S: Henceforth, I shall be periodically posting random videos of the best WWF (yes, I will call it that and not WWE)  captured by God's own You Tube.

Jazz

So, here is my new found addiction to Jazz thanks to the jazz maestro Louis Armstrong.
Posting some of his songs here to cache them up.

La Vie En Rose: Cover by Louis Armstrong
What a wonderful World (My favourite): Louis Armstrong

When the saints go marchin' in : Louis Armstrong


Wednesday, February 3, 2010

25 Random Things About Me

  1. I would like to begin with the first thing on my mind: Johnny Depp. Besides the killer looks and the jaw-dropping style, his versatile acting enthralled me long time back and still continues to do so.
  2. I hate pink and hate those who think all girls like pink.
  3. I am in love with Barney Stinson. Apart from the fact that he is the epitome of promiscuousness and a complete idiot, he is AWESOME.
  4. Although I haven’t been paid for advertising for Twitter (yet), I think Twitter is much better than Facebook. Having said that, I check my Facebook account more than the Twitter one.
  5. I am very good at listening and also an expert at making people think that they have given good advice. Tip of the day: Look at the one advising you as if you’re going to get richer by a million bucks by studying their eyelids.
  6. I hate it when people put up vague status updates on their Facebook/Twitter/ (ok orkut!) accounts. I hate it more when they refuse on elaborating because then it gets public. Why write then?
  7. I don’t hate lizards; I have a problem with their mere existence. We have many insect repellants in the market now. Lizards can be kicked out from the chain without any eco-whatever imbalance I guess.
  8. I am going to chuck my cell phone anytime now. The fact of going through the pain of informing people about it holds me back.
  9. My dream is to go on a world tour and spend a year in France.
  10. I still do not understand the purpose of Google Wave. Google Talk is just fine. All those who will now try to explain what Wave is: read pt. 5. And by the way, I have 8 invites left.
  11. If you are reading this and you put up song lyrics as your status update, consider this an earnest plea to stop doing that.
  12. There is only one person who has done what she ought to have done in life: Rakhi Sawant. Otherwise, where would all the entertainment go?
  13. I love WWE no matter how fake it is. I have grown up watching it and will grow up doing so. (Flag fluttering in the background).
  14. I cried once in college and ever since, people think I’m sissy.
  15. In my life so far, I have learnt three things: people who have to say “I have power” actually don’t, people you think look scary are actually very funny, and all those wearing glasses are not necessarily intelligent.
  16. I believe that I am among those lucky ones who got to sing on their first interview.
  17. I hate traffic despite the fact that I am one of them causing it.
  18. I love shoes and intend on expanding my non-existent collection of them once I start earning.
  19. I still think I was born a Gujarati and adopted by Tamilian parents.
  20. I hate roller coasters or any similar vomit inducing rides.
  21. I hate to fake-smile when guests come over.
  22. I believe there should be a legal code increasing the number of boxes they provide in application forms for Name. Hello? South India is also a part of India.
  23. I never do work on time; I’m supposed to be working on my project right now.
  24. I am acrophobic.
  25. I have a very wavering mind. I studied computers but I somehow have a feeling I might end up as a chef.